ID: 205631
Chicorunerk
icon NPC
<Dark Cloudy Merchant>
Level: 56
HP: 12 733
Aggression radius: 20m

Dialogs:

Welcome, Daeva! But be cautious! You do not want to anger a Dark Cloudy Merchant!

Are you interested in our fearsome and entirely legitimate organization?

Player: "Wait, don't you mean 'Black Cloud Traders'?"


Dark Cloudy Merchants are brand-new and completely original organization of enterprising and courageous merchant Shugos establishing trading routes through even the worst parts of Balaurea!

We brave and brilliant Shugos will soon trade throughout all of Atreia, like absolutely no other Shugos have ever done before! None, ever!

Yes, yes, Daeva reacts with shock! The daring! The nerve! Chicorunerk knows!

We could use the help of a Daeva in establishing our trade routes. Yes yes? You will be rewarded!

Player: "I'm... speechless."


Yes yes! Daeva knows a good idea when Daeva sees one!

A Dark Cloudy Merchant Member Update Bulletin will be delivered to you every day.

There are very many jobs to do when you are building a unique and ambitious enterprise like ours, yes yes!

Player: "I hope you have a good legal department."


Oh, whoops. Chicorunerk thought you were a different race. You cannot join.

Sorry, Daeva.

Player: "Hey, that's racist!"


Oh, but Daeva is so weak!

This is serious hard enterprising work! Daeva must be at least level 55, nyerk.

Maybe you come back later, yes yes!

Player: "Oh, I'm not good enough. Fine."


No no no!

Daeva already belongs to another organization!

No no, this is full-time job! If you want to be Dark Cloudy Merchant, you must quit your other organization first!

Player: "I'll do that, then."


Oh, Daeva must go?

First Daeva must sign Nondisclosure Agreement. Yes yes. And legal waiver, here. Also exit survey.

Sign here, and then here. Yes. And here. And here. Good.

Hope you will come back someday!

Player: "I'm already dreading the paperwork."


Akakak! Akakakakak!

Daeva not even a member of Dark Cloudy Merchants!

How can Daeva quit Dark Cloudy Merchants if not even member?

Stupid Daeva! Akakak!

Player: "Geez, sorry!"




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