Someone help me! Nyerk, help! It's the end of the world, nyerk!

My sweetums has been talking about Handmade Candies for weeks, and now, nyerk, now... The Happy Singletons have ruined everything!

Please, nyerk! Please! Get them! Or my sweetums's heart will break!

Player: Accept.

I promised my dearest darling sweetums I could smuggle Fine Handmade Candy here in Merchant League Cargo. But the Shulacks, they ruined everything!

And now she will never trust me again, nyerk!

Is there any Merchant League Cargo left? Are there any candies in them? Oh, I shall die!

Player: "You're not going to die, calm down!"

I got the Fine Handmade Candy from all the way across the Abyss in Asm... er, a-nother land!

All the way across the Abyss for my sweetums, just for Shulack Loners to steal them away!

My sweetums will weep and weep and weep!

Player: "How do you guys deal with real problems?"

Ah, but sweetums will want more...

They are very fine candies, and she is a very fine sweetums!

Perhaps tomorrow Daeva could find time to locate more, nyerk?