(This Love Letterbox practically oozes smug joy. A small brass plaque reads:)

("Left Half of a Broken Heart searching for their other half.")

("Every heart is a treasure.")

(Treasure? Sounds good!)

Player: Accept.

(Half a heart's not worth much on its own, is it?)

(Drop your extra Left Half of a Broken Hearts in here.)

Player: "Wasn't really using it anyway."

(Even a broken heart is worth something!)

(How poetic.)