Oh, Player. It's tragic. Absolutely tragic.

I used to love looking at that beautiful statue in the village. I even spent most of yesterday polishing it!

And now it's ruined! Ruined! Oh!

Player: "Who ruined it?"

Those Dukakis, obviously. They usually keep to Dukaki Settlement, but they must have snuck in and done this last night.

I can't imagine what they had against that poor statue.

Player, will you help me get some vengance?

Player: Accept.

Thank you! I think I'll be satisfied with 18 Dukakis dead?

Yes, that will do it. Let me know when it's done.

Player: "Goodbye."

Did you teach those Dukakis a lesson for me? Not so smug now, are they?

Player: "Yes. But I still don't see how..."

Oh wonderful! You're my hero!

Please take this reward. And maybe I should have mentioned this first, but those Dukakis also killed a few guards last night.

What? What do you mean that was more important than the statue?