Hello Player!

I've been having trouble getting these fireworks to launch properly. To make things worse, my assistant just decided he's afraid of explosives! Can you imagine that?

I need someone to help me launch these. If you do, I'll give you any that I have leftover after the show.

Player: Accept.

Boom! I love it!

Whatever you do, don't hold it in your hand once it's lit. I had a friend do that once, and we started calling him "Lefty" after.

Player: "Aww, but I want to see what happens!"

No, you really, really don't!

Now, I've got a leftover firework I want to leave with you. I have to help some of the others now. Take care!