Lovers share chocolates and sweet nothings. Loverless Daevas shudder at the thought of loneliness. It's that time of year again, nyerk.

Who said chocolates are sweet... nyerk nyerk.

Lonely Daevas taste only the bitterness of chocolates, nyerk.

The friction between the haves and have-nots is intensifying!

And this friction between Daevas in love and the lonely ones is spiraling into a war, nyerk nyerk.

Player: Continue listening.

So, Player! Pick a side, nyerk!

I won't tolerate anyone sitting on the fence, nyerk.

Daeva, are you in love? Or are you lonely, nyerk?

You should choose wisely, nyerk.

The war between couples and singles is sweeping Elysea, and you wouldn't want to be on the losing side, nyerk nyerk.

Player: "I'm on the couples' side! Because I'm dating."

A couple, are you? One of those Daevas who make everybody around them jealous and paint Elysea with the color of love, nyerk nyerk.

Tell me about your special person, Player, nyerk. A Daeva like you, or a human? Or possibly... a Shugo?

Huhuhu... But it doesn't matter, nyerk. Are you interested in making single Daevas green with envy and bringing the sweetness of love to Elysea, nyerk?

Player: Say you'll perform tasks as a couple.

I feel you, Player. I feel your loneliness, nyerk nyerk.

How long has it been since you've been alone, nyerk?

I can feel that your heart is parched up like a piece of dried fish, nyerk.

Are you willing to fight couples who are like a thorn in our sides, nyerk?

Player: Say you'll perform tasks as a single Daeva.

Good, good.

When the occasion calls for it, you may lie about being a single when you actually have someone, nyerk.

And vice versa, nyerk nyerk.

But either way, both are lies! Spit out the truth, nyerk!

Player: Say you'll perform tasks as a couple.

What a sweet choice!

Good, good!

In this sweet season of chocolates, you must be happy that you're in love, Player, nyerk nyerk.

Then go and talk to Shugo in Love.

Defeat the pathetic lonely Daevas with the help of Shugo in Love, nyerk.

Player: End dialog.

What a heart-tugging choice!

Sigh... I feel lonely for some reason, nyerk nyerk.

With so many lonely Daevas around, those scoundrels who brag about having a lover deserve a punch in the face right? Nyerk.

Go and meet Carefee Single, the spiritual leader of lonely Daevas.

A mission that is bittersweet yet oddly satisfying awaits you there, nyerk nyerk.

Player: End dialog.

There is only one way to love somebody! Make the one you love happy, that's all, nyerk.

We must commit ourselves to bringing happiness to our beloved ones and turning Elysea into a beautiful place, nyerk.

Those with dried-up hearts need to go away!

A useless bunch they are, nyerk!

To love as sweetly as chocolates! May love fill Elysea!
Those blinded by love often also become blinded to friendship and loyalty, nyerk nyerk.

Daevas consumed by such delusions of love should be taught a sharp lesson, nyerk.

We must unite so that we can kick the asses of those who tread carefully around their lovers but couldn't care less about their friends, nyerk!

Who said chocolate is sweet, nyerk! The real chocolate is very bitter! It's only sweet because of all the sugar in it, nyerk!

Let's show those dreaming idiots who think life is sweet the stark reality!