You're probably wondering where I went to a few days ago, nyerk, nyerk.

I saw this suspicious cave and accidentally fell-- I mean went in, and I found something marvelous, nyerk!

I think it is Treasure Island of Enrichment from an ancient legend, nyerk!

On top of this lavish dais there was something that looked to be even more expensive than gold...

It looked to be relics of some ancient heroes!

Player: Ask if he's sure.

I sure am! I know my stuff, nyerk.

I managed to snag one and run out-- I mean, take a good look around, nyerk.

What I want to say is... I have a generous proposition for you. I know you're interested, nyerk.

Player: Say yes for now.

Go back to that place and bring me the rest of the relics, nyerk.

I'll be at the entrance waiting for you.

I'll pay you handsomely if you succeed, nyerk.

Player: Ask if you can get there by using the machine at the back.

I set the coordinates in this machine, but I was chased by the Steel Beard Pirates there and dropped a par-- I mean, I connected it to the battlefield entry for your convenience, so you can use it to get there, nyerk!

Now go, nyerk nyerk!

Player: Accept.

(Snatch the relic and examine it carefully.)

It's so marvelous, nyerk, nyerk...

I'll keep this safe so let's meet back up at where we first met, nyerk!

Player: End dialog.

Anyways, good job. Here's your reward, nyerk.