No!

Lost it! Can't believe it! Lost! Gone! No! Nyerk!

Not Ancient Cube! Can't have lost it! So so beautiful. With ancient patterns, tiny engravings! Masterwork from before Cataclysm! No! Can't be gone! Can't be!

Player: "Slow down! Where'd you lose it?"

Went to Verteron Citadel to trade with Toroonerk. He showed me Cube, said it was something special... was right! Right indeed!

Last night on way home... lost it in the Cliona Lake. Thought I could be clever. Sneak through camp. Stupid! Kobold sentry saw me.

Ah! Ran as fast as I could, but sweaty paws dropped Cube! Must still be in mine! Need someone big and strong to go back... search... get my Cube! Perhaps a big, strong [%userclass]? I'd pay you well!

Player: Accept.

Akakakak! A good spirit dwells in you, Player!

Please, go quickly! If Cube is in Cliona Lake then stupid Kobolds might find it, take it, break it!

Hurry! Go! Go!

Player: "I'm going! See? Watch me go!"

Kind, brave Human!

Have you brought it? Please, show!

Player: "Here you are."

What is this, Human joke?

This is unfunny, [%userclass]! Haven't slept for loss of Cube!

Please! Take pity on poor Shugo!

Player: "I'm sorry Baevrunerk..."

Akakakakakakak!! Yes, Player! That's it! You found Cube!

Oh, so intricate! Patterns like these can't be copied! More than Cube--this is masterpiece! Oh... missed you!

Thank you, Player! Take reward--fair price for hard work. Remember me if you need your inventory expanded! I'll give you my best deal!