- Dark Cloudy Merchant Member Update Bulletin -

Dark Cloudy Merchants needed for very important public relations mission.

Creatures in Anaz forest spreading malicious gossip about Dark Cloudy Merchants. Brilliant Dark Cloudy Merchant Vanguard Vilmanerk believes source must be mysterious Black Cloud Surveillance Orbs polluting their stupid minds.

To maintain sparkling public perception of Dark Cloudy Merchants, both liars and malicious source must be eliminated at once!

Request: Assistance eliminating Marconnut Snappers, Marconnut Lobbers, Whispering Glowing Spirits, and Prattling Glowing Spirits and disabling Black Cloud Surveillance Orbs.

- Vilmanerk, Dark Cloudy Merchant Vanguard -

Player: "This seems a little shady."

(You jiggle wires in the Surveillance Orb until it overloads.)

Player: "Hope nobody was watching."

Jeparinerk the Heinous missed lunch, so busy replying to business correspondence.

Get very irritable when hungry! Daeva best look out!

Player: "I found those BLACK CLOUD orbs..."

Ak! Why are you shouting meaningless words at Jeparinerk the Heinous?

What? Are just words, Daeva! "Black Cloud" is just name of weird lying thing in forest! Jeparinerk the Heinous never even heard them before until Update Bulletin!