- Dark Cloudy Merchant Member Update Bulletin -

Dark Cloudy Merchants be advised that Nightshade Clan Shulacks can be unwelcoming to Merchants in their territory.

The organization experienced a minor setback today when a shipment was lost in the Jotari Wastes. Dark Cloudy Merchant Vanguard Zorinerk has not yet filed his report on the loss, as the Shulacks are holding him as involuntary guest.

Dark Cloudy Merchants are advised that this should not affect third quarter earnings.

Request: Elimination of Shulack Pathfinders, Shulack Grave Robbers, and Shulack Sentinels and reacquisition of Dark Cloudy Merchant Vanguard.

- Dark Cloudy Merchant Board of Directors -

Player: "I guess Zorinerk's been kidnapped."

Daeva! Oh, Zorinerk is safe!

So hungry! So frightened! And sand in fur, sand in ears, sand everywhere!

Zorinerk take long hot bath before filing Shipment Catastrophe and Grievous Emotional Damage form. Maybe not even file form until tomorrow! Take THAT, Dark Cloudy Merchants! Akakakak!

Player: "That'll show them!"

Ah, Dark Cloudy Daeva!

Muarinerk suspect there will be some paperwork to file. Always paperwork when Dark Cloudy Daeva around!

Player: "I rescued Zorinerk!"

Rescue? Oh! You mean "reassess involuntary guest status."

Not prisoner! Just guest! Everything fine!

Maybe put Dark Cloudy Daeva's picture in Investor Update Bulletin this month!