- Dark Cloudy Merchant Member Update Bulletin -

Dark Cloudy Merchants traveling through the Fissure Barrens should be on alert for stupid Rift Zanthays.

Rift Zanthays think they can just jump up out of nowhere and knock important Shugos out of their important Brax-carts!

Clever Dark Cloudy Merchant Vanguard Vilmanerk must point out that nobody takes a dusty dirty poorly-rested Shugo Merchant seriously! Bad for business! Bad!

Request: Elimination of Rift Zanthays in Adora Desert.

- Vilmanerk, Dark Cloudy Merchant Vanguard -

Player: "Bet those poor Zanthay got an earful."

Daeva Player, check.

Reporting in, check?

Player: "Rift Zanthays, check."

Akakakak! Shugo and Daeva make joke!

Is good to make jokes! Take break from exhausting filing system and Member Update Bulletins!

And the meetings! So many meetings!