I've been researching the effects of Ide on living things at the behest of Chief Priest Pantager, and I've had a very minor accident. Okay. Major accident.

But I'm just a researcher! I can't fight zombified beasts! I was hoping Arodos would clean up the mess, but he won't listen to me.

Could you talk to him for me, Player. Just get him to clean it up before Pantager returns!

Player: Accept.

Sigh... I saw you talking with Kuretes. I know what you're going to ask.

He knows I'm going to tell him, "No." You know I'm going to tell you to tell him, "No," so let's drop the whole charade.

I'm a soldier. I shouldn't have to clean up after badly performed research!

Player: "Oh, quit your whining. I'll do it."

Well, of course you will. You're the great hero after all.

I'm just sick of babysitting researchers whose experiments blow up everytime they're executed.

Oh, and rest assured. You won't get any credit for this. Kuretes is in thick with Pantager. He'll be getting the praise in the end, not you.