Oy, Player, I was just thinking about you. Or rather, I was thinking of the bloody incompetents I have to deal with day in and day out.

You're not like those balfired glow-worms--you can actually make armor worth a tinker's time.

The more I thought about those blasted weaklings, the better you looked. That's why I think you're ready.

Player: "Ready? For what?"

For the blasted Master Armorsmith test, what else? I guess I still had a few tricks left to teach ya!

Don't get too excited there--passing won't make you my equal. But your version of the Master title's still something to be blasted proud of!

You're gonna do me and this shop proud, aren't ya? Pass this test, and the whole bleeding world of Armorsmithing's yours!

Player: Accept.

Good! Now, Agehia wants a breastplate, and when the High Priest of Marchutan orders something, it'd better be blasted spectacular!

Grupaks's been doing designs. Go over and have him show you what he's got.

If I know you, you'll take this test by the balfired horns, give me somethin' to tell the grandchildren about, right?

Player: "Blood for blood!"

Welcome, Daeva, welcome! Glorious day, isn't it?

What do you need? Whatever it is, I'm sure I have it for you right here!

Player: "Kinterun sent me...."

Oh, wow! You're going for the Master title? That's absolutely wonderful! I know you'll do it!

Well, you have a couple of choices: you can buy a design for Agehia's Breastplate, or Agehia's Noble Breastplate. Unlike most designs, both are one-time use only, but the Noble version produces a Noble item with every crafting success.

Which one you choose depends on your budget and your confidence. But whichever one you pick, I'm sure you'll do a great job!

Player: "What's Agehia's Breastplate design?"

The Agehia's Breastplate design is pretty rough. There's a lot left up to the Armorsmith's skill and decision-making.

So you might get Agehia's Noble Breastplate out of it...or you might not. It depends on how good you are.

But it's cheaper--just 167,500 Kinah! If you're confident in your ability, it'll be fine! Do you want to buy it?

Player: "Yes, I would."

Ah, if you get Agehia's Noble Breastplate design, you're sure to get an Agehia's Noble Breastplate!

It's very detailed, and a lot of the experimenting's already been done for you. It's almost foolproof!

Now, it is the more expensive design--223,000 Kinah. But if you can afford it, go for it!

Player: "I'm going for it."

Player! You been sending the sparks flying like a good Armorsmith should?

Come on, now, I ain't got a millennium. Show me the blasted breastplate already! You want to keep a high-and-mighty like High Priest Agehia waiting? Out with it!

Player: "So this is how it is..."

I know they say patience is a virtue, but I don't have time for blasted virtue when there's armor to make!

You think I'm going to just stand here on my head waiting for you to make a balfired Agehia's Noble Breastplate? Agehia sure won't!

So get your filthy mane in motion and get to work! Or do I have to hold some red-hot tongs to your tail?

Player: "Show me the blasted forge!"

It's all well and good to study the design, but just staring at a scroll isn't going to put metal under the hammer!

You're a blasted armorsmith, not a sun-blinded scholar! Start acting like it!

Agehia's Noble Breastplate is practically hopping up and begging you to make it! Stop ignoring it!

Player: "I'm on the balfired job!"

Well, slap my sense out and call me Ariel. So you failed. Big deal.

You think I got where I am thinking I was sharding perfect, like some sun-addled Elyos? No!

Now stop bawling and go get another design from Grupaks. Step it up, or you WILL be a blasted failure!

Player: "I'm on it!"

Aw, you failed in the smithing process? Don't let that get you down! Life's too short for that!

Best thing about failing is getting to try again, that's what I always say! Just tell yourself, "I can do this." And cheer up--it's not so bad!

Player: "I need another design copy."

Gee, you don't have enough Kinah. That's really a shame. I'd love to give it to you for free, but my boss wouldn't like that. And I love this job just too much!

Don't worry, though, these designs aren't going anywhere. Just come on back anytime you have the Kinah!

Player: "I will do that."

Hah, listen to that metal ring when you knock on it! I've been listening to metal for years, youngster, and this sounds like a winner!

Still have to spend some time with it, test it out, but this looks blasted brilliant!

Let me tell you, when I think about how far you've come, I.... Oh, what am I saying! Get out of here, you git!