- Dark Cloudy Merchant Member Update Bulletin -

Dark Cloudy Merchants be warned that Goldenjaw Laupedes are wicked liars!

Clever Dark Cloudy Merchant Vilmanerk conducted extensive investigation into Goldenjaw Laupedes and discovered that they contain no gold! Not even a little bit!

Merchants should also be alerted that stupid Laupedes will follow Merchant carts and bite at wheels even though Dark Cloudy Merchants are clearly superior creatures! Are very wicked lying monsters!

Request: Elimination of lying Goldenjaw Laupedes!

- Vilmanerk, Dark Cloudy Merchant Vanguard -

Player: "How do these Shugos get anything done?"

Dark Cloudy Daeva!

Are you here to attend our teambuilding exercises, yes?

Player: "Um, no. I killed Laupedes?"

But... Daeva did not file Member Update Bulletin Response and Action Form!

Forms very important! Daeva must file forms!

Okay, nyerk, Muarinerk will fix! Sign here, Daeva. And here. And here...