Azphelumbra, good [%userclass]! I assume you're here to entrust items to us Brokers?

No? Then...perhaps you know my cousin Minya in Beluslan?

Player: "She has rainbow feet and a Poroco's bearing."

Whew! I'm glad that's over with! Those passphrases are getting more and more ridiculous.

So, you want a letter, yes? Unfortunately for you, you have to suffer for the cheapness of your bosses. Welcome to the Underappreciated Club.

See, I'm not a paid operative--just a freelancer. And they've been...slow to pay me lately. So if you want the letter, you'll have to do me a favor first.

Player: Accept.

Very smart. Don't worry, though--helping me out will also make your bosses' assignments run smoother later.

I need Old Envelopes. They have special properties that allow me to...well, I'd probably bore you going on about them.

Get some from Gourd Ksellids and I'll trade for the letter. I think that's more than fair with what's at stake here.

Player: "Then I'll do what I must."

I hope you didn't find my little request too troublesome. I just don't have the time to do it myself.

But the letter you need is still in my hot little paws. You know what I want for it.

Player: "I do. And here it is."

Ahhh, top quality stuff.

And here is the letter. Let it never be said that I'm not a man of my word.

But your bosses...they'll go back on their word in a heartbeat if it'll "help Asmodae." Just remember that, will you?
Do you know what your bosses do to agents who disappoint them?

Unless you get me Old Envelopes from Gourd Ksellids, you might find out the hard way.

And they might decide your failure had something to do with me! What if they come after me next?

Player: "Then you'd get what you deserve."