Those filthy vermin....

Those diseased, greedy vermin are a pox on the face of Elysea, and I will not suffer their presence any longer.

You! You're a battle-trained [%userclass], aren't you? Those Kobolds, fat and slow from their banquet, would be easy targets for you, wouldn't they?

Player: "You're hiring me to avenge a Porgus?"

We can sort out the details later, [%userclass]!

Remedy this headache of mine. Go back to the Kabarah Strip Mine. Hunt the Dukaki Smackers down. Dukaki Brawlers if you see them, too. They foul the air of Poeta. Nobody would mourn them!

You will do this, won't you?

Player: Accept.

Good. It's in your hands then.

It's the Dukaki Smackers and Dukaki Brawlers that were responsible for Tutty's demise--they're the ones I want killed.

Oh, and as for proof, bring me the spoons they use for their meal. Five should do--something to put on his grave, so he knows he was avenged....


Player: "Sure. I can do that."

So, have you cleansed the mine of gluttonous Kobolds yet?

Player: "It was their last meal."

What?

Are you mocking me? Do you find this funny, [%userclass]!?

I asked you for five of their spoons. Where are they?

Player: "I'll get right on it...."

Kobold spoons--this will be perfect for Tutty's monument.

Here's your reward. Take it, and this old man's thanks....