Being a secret agent isn't what I thought it would be.

I thought I'd be wearing a handsome black jerkin, flying around the world with beautiful women hanging off me, dispatching the enemies of Elysea with style and panache!

Instead, I'm pretending to be a lizard.

Player: "You're doing a great job."

Thanks, but I'm afraid I'm not very good at it.

I think they're starting to see through my disguise.

Player: "What makes you say that?"

Asan comes by every day to feed the lizards. Now, I don't have much of a taste for lizard food, so I don't eat any.

I think that's made him suspicious. He keeps poking at me.

Could you...take care of him?

Player: Accept.

He's just a farmer, so he shouldn't be much of a problem for you. I'd deal with him myself, but that would blow my cover.

Player: "I'll return shortly, then."

Did you get rid of Asan? I'm afraid he's going to come along poke me again any minute now....

Player: "You can breathe easy."

That's fantastic! Many were the days when I sat there, him poking me with his stick, me dreaming of jumping up and biting his face off...

Let's hope nobody else decides to start poking me, or I may not be able to maintain my disguise.