You actually thought you'd become a Construction Expert by making one measly item?

Bah-ha-ha-ha! You wannabes get dumber and dumber every year.

If you think you've proven your worth, you've got another thing coming!

Player: "So what fresh hell is next?"

Processed Fasimedes' Chair! THAT is your next hell, Sapien bait!

And if you think I'll let one of MY students mess up something with the governor's name on it, you're even DUMBER than I thought!

Now don't tell me you're one of those yellow-bellied Kobolds who'll shrink from a little challenge?

Player: Accept.

Then buy the design from Lurine! And don't be a cheapskate!

Processed Fasimedes' Chair is as posh as the man himself. I will NOT let you humiliate me!

And don't say "I'll do my best!" Promises are for weaklings! Real Daevas shut up and DO!

Player: "Shutting up and doing, SIR!"

What? You have Processed Fasimedes' Chair already?

Don't write debt contracts your talent can't cash, [%userclass]. Now show me the goods!

Player: "Feast your eyes on THIS!"

That? What is THAT? That is NOTHING! Just like you.

You think you can make Processed Fasimedes' Chair with a handful of wishes and dreams?

That is not what being a Daeva is about! That kind of thinking gets you killed! That kind of thinking...

Player: "Okay, okay! Just stop yelling!"

It's... Processed Fasimedes' Chair, all right. Hmmm... the joints are clean, the wood is well finished....

I could actually see the Governor sitting in this without screaming in agony. Hell, I could sit in this. Naked...

Ahem. Never mind that! You've shown skill normally displayed by dead Shugos! But even that's more than normal!.You pass!