Player, fall in! I've summoned you because you've managed not to completely embarrass yourself or me recently!

While I was complaining about my insolent, lazy, worthless students to High Priest Eremitia, your name somehow managed to get into the conversation.

She's a lot kinder than I am, greenhorn, because she thinks you're actually worthy of the Construction Master test!

Player: "I... I'm honored!"

I should HOPE so! As far as I'm concerned, you're nowhere near ready, but not even I'm gonna overrule the High Priest of Kaisinel!

You'd better remember MY reputation is on the line as well as yours! But if any of the Elrocos I call my students can do it, I suppose it would be you.

You won't be a Master like me, but who can? You'd better not accept this challenge unless you're ready--mind, body, and soul!

Player: Accept.

So you think you can be a Construction Master, do you? Well, LA-DEE-FRICKING-DA! You gotta PROVE it!

You make Eremitia's Plush Chair, and maybe you'll prove yourself better than a bucket of Dramata dung!

Talk to Lurine for the design. Do NOT screw this up!

Player: "Remind me why I'm doing this again?"

Hey, what are you looking at, you big... ol' poopy head?

Aw, gee, I'm still not so good at this whole motivation thing. So what do you need? Always happy to help!

Player: "I'm taking the Construction Master test..."

Wow, that's shinyriffic! I mean, uh... you'd better do a good job, then, you... not good job... doer...

Anyway, you have two choices of design for Eremitia's Plush Chair, like the first Expert test.

One has a better chance at success, but it's also more expensive. Which one are you interested in?

Player: "The Eremitia's Chair design."

Okay! Keep in mind, though, that this is a very sketchy design. You need to invest a lot of your own talent and skill.

You may not get Eremitia's Plush Chair you need. If you don't, you'll need to buy this design again.

On the other hand, if you're confident in your luck, you don't need to worry about that! Sure this is the one you want?

Player: "Yes, I'll take it."

Wowee, you really know your stuff! There's so much detail in this design, you'll get Eremitia's Plush Chair for sure!

Still, it is kind of expensive. Are you sure you have the Kinah? You... nasty nasty person?

Master Undin doesn't allow refunds, so are you sure you want Eremitia's Plush Chair design?

Player: "Yes, I'll take it."

Player! Ten-HUT!

At ease! What is your progress on the Construction Master test? Report!

Player: "Sir, my results, SIR!"

Have you even started? What have you been doing with your time, playing with your pet Mookie?

You think High Priest Eremitia got to where she is by sitting on her hands? NO!

Think that Eremitia's Plush Chairis gonna make itself? Are you waiting for me to hold your hand while you make it?!

Player: "No, SIR!"

What are you waiting for? Think that Eremitia's Plush Chair design's gonna talk to you?

In case you didn't notice, Player... designs don't TALK!

Only thing it's good for is to guide a Constructor! Are you a Constructor or are you a coward?!

Player: "A Constructor, SIR!"

Aw, so you failed to make a Eremitia's Plush Chair, did you?

I am so broken up about it! Look at the tears on my freaking face!

So you screwed up--nobody CARES! Pick yourself up and try again! If you don't, I'm ashamed to know you!

Player: "Here we go again..."

You need another design? Does that mean you failed in your last attempt?

I feel sooooo sorry for you! I really do. I'm doing my best not to cry. Master Undin would be so proud!

You can try again with the normal design, or you can try the advanced design if you can afford it. Cheer up!

Player: "What're my options again?"

Um... you don't have enough Kinah.

How dare you try to pull a trick on me, you non-rich person! Your mommy would be so ashamed!

Ooh, that was a good one! Anyway, come back when you have more Kinah. I'm rooting for you!

Player: "Keep practicing your trash talk...."

Let's take a look... give this a yank... hmmm, not bad. The carving is adequate. It seems balanced.

I have to admit, you showed a finer attention to detail than most of the grunt-heads who try this.

You've actually done... well. I'm as surprised as anyone! Maybe you've been listening to my training after all!