(You spy a small tag attached to the Guardsman's Side Table.)

(It reads "Attention: Cymaon, Reshanta Teminon Landing.")

Player: "I better bring him his mail."

Who's in charge of mail and shipping to Reshanta these days?

Labels on the supply boxes don't match the contents. Supplies get delivered to wrong places. It could drive a Quartermaster mad.

Player: "This table got delivered to me...."

My Guardsman's Side Table! If you didn't look so prickly, I'd cuddle you and the table both.

We received the packaging for this a while ago, but not the actual table.

I don't know how to thank you.