- Secret Missive -

We hope everything is well and good with the members of The Merry and Green.

Our target this time is another unmerry place: the Tainted Lands. The environmental damage there is pervasive, but the worst offenders are the Quagmire Slimes. Wipe them out, then report to the Danaria Green Hat Branch.

Remember: The world was merry and green before industry spoiled it. Let's make it merry and green again!

Player: Put the letter away.

I shudder at the thought of the Tainted Lands, nyerk.

Quagmire slimes will consume anything, and they leave only contamination behind.

Player: "I exterminated them."

The Quagmire Slimes can breed new generations from the tiniest tainted puddle, so they'll be back, nyerk. Periodic extermination campaigns are the best we can do.

The Merry and Green needs more Daevas like Player--Daevas willing to get slimy for the cause! Akakakak!