Shugo doesn’t want any partner, ak!

That just costs a lot of Kinah! Then Shugo can’t save anything! Right, akakak?

And why are our taxes being wasted on a chocolate tower that nobody likes? Doesn’t Daeva agree?

What on earth were they thinking when they decided to build a useless tower of chocolate with taxes...?!

Shugo can’t allow it! Punish [plur]Smug Lovebird[pl:"Lovebirds"] and bring Shugo their Very Bitter Chocolate, ak.
Have you punished the stupid Shulacks who are completely obsessed by love?

Is it true that the Shulacks are telling stories filled with lies? Apparently, the bitter chocolate tastes sweet because of its high content of cacao.

An outrage! They are always trying to please their darlings!

Give Shugo the chocolate. Shugo will taste it to see whether it is bitter, ak.
Pah! Yikes! What’s that?

How dare those lovestruck oafs give something so bitter as a gift and declare it to be sweet?

That won’t work. They’re simply not normal, ak!
Good work, ak.

The sight of couples puts Shugo in a foul mood! Does Daeva feel the same?

But Daeva knows jealousy doesn’t bring home the bacon!

Our mission has to continue for as long as necessary until all couples have been wiped off the face of the earth, akakak.