Someone help me! Nyerk, help! It’s the end of the world!

My sweetums has been talking about Handmade Candy for weeks, and now, nyerk, now... the [plur]Singleton Shulack[pl:"Shulacks"] have ruined everything!

The [plur]Singleton Shulack[pl:"Shulacks"] have ruined everything! Please, nyerk!

Get them!

Or my sweetums’s heart will break!
Evil creatures! Did you punish them, akakak?

They do not want to admit that they envy us.

But getting the candies back is more important than teaching them a lesson.

I am in urgent need of 3 Fine Handmade Candy from the Merchant League Cargo, akakak.

Please go and look for the Merchant League Cargo and bring me the candies you find in there right away, akakak.

I want to bring them to my darling, akakak!
Did you find the Merchant League Cargo on the smuggler's ship akakak?

It contains Fine Handmade Candy from Asmodae, which my beloved adores, ak.

If I don't get them, I could be single again soon.

Bring me the Fine Handmade Candy.
With this small amount I can only put together a small box of candies, but nothing as magnificent as I wanted!

I need more candies, akakak!

Perhaps you can help me out again tomorrow, akakak?

Why? You know why! Making the person you love happy makes you happy as well, akakak.