Do you want anything to eat?

I haven't eaten anything today myself.

All I have is this cauldron and this axe.

Let's see if you can use them to make me a soup.
When will that soup be ready, youngling?

I still don't believe that you can make soup from an axe.

Is that supposed to be a joke?

This is just water!

When you live as long as I have, you run into all kinds of strange people.

Take this and leave!


And here was me thinking you really knew how to make soup from axes.