Augh! Those Sheluks are standing in the way of my research!

How can I study the generational birth patterns of Lapides if the Sheluks eat every Lapide in sight?

Player: "Those poor Lapides!"

Don't worry about the Lapides, bleeding heart! Worry about me, about my sanity and my tenuous hold on it.

All right. If you're determined to anthropomorphize the Lapides, the least you can do is eradicate the Thornsack Sheluks who are eating them.

Player: Accept.

If it's not too much for your delicate sensibilities, Player, you can deal with the Steelback Neokins as well.

They get in my way every time I go out to collect the samples, and that means I can't take care of your precious Lapides. Feel motivated now?

Player: "Those Lapides need my help!"

If I trusted anyone with my filing system, I'd get an assistant.

Player: "Don't look at me. So, Sheluks..."

Wonderful. Good job. Marvelous. Et cetera.

I'm sure the Lapides would be thrilled and make you a god of their people...if they were sentient.

Take this token of my appreciation, and leave me to my work.