I'm really concerned about the other Daevas here. They never laugh, even when I tell them jokes. Everyone's so grim here.

Look, you tell me if this is funny: Mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind."

You know what he says? Get this, he says, "Come on! I’m a fungi."

Player: "Um..."

A fungi? You know--a fun guy... Okay, okay, here's another--how many Daevas does it take to light a torch?

Two--one to hold the torch and one to glow with divinity. Get it? Glow with...

I can't take it anymore! People don't get my jokes. Maybe it's the clothes. Maybe I'm just too imposing. That's it! I'll make a new suit. Maybe you could help me?


Player: Accept.

Okay, so if you go to the Deathsong Forest, you'll find a plant called Linon.

The flower part is a fluff lump, which is Linon Fiber.

That's what I need. From there I'll be able to weave some fine cloth and make myself a new suit.

Player: "You're a handy man, Edoras."

While I was waiting for you, I came up with a new joke. Ready? Okay--how many Asmodians does it take to light a torch? I know, I know, it's another torch joke but...

Wait for it...wait for it...Two--one to hold the torch and one to bang the rocks together! Isn't that great?

So...um...did you get the Linon Fiber I asked for?

Player: "I hope this is enough."

Um...this isn't a joke, is it? This isn't Linon Fiber. Come on, Player, I was counting on you!

Okay, tell you what, I'll give you another chance. Try poking around Medeus Manor. It's a bit far, but Linon grows there, too.

How about that?

Player: "Got it."

It's excellent. It's more than enough to make some new clothing. Won't tell you what I'm making, though. It would spoil the surprise.

One more joke--how about it? What did Arbolu the Father Elim say to the Young Elim on its first day of school?

Ready? Make sure to leaf on time!