Stop walking around like that! Distracts me from my thinking!

Player: "You can't think, remember?"

Akakak! I'd forgotten!

How else is Koruchinerk going to come up with a plan to make back all the money we lost to the Shulacks?

Player: "Wanton violence?"

Yes yes! Exactly what's called for!

Beat those filthy pirates until treasure comes out, like a big, hairy, squishy pinata!

Player: Accept.

Every since I was a baby Shugo have heard magical tales of the wonderful treasures that pirates keep hidden in their pouches! Wonderful, dank, musty treasures.

Bet those Krall Elite Prison Guards have the biggest pouches of all! They must have the best treasure, yes yes!

Player: "You crack me up, little buddy."

You smell like wet hair and cheap liquor, yes yes.

But not interested in smell! Interested in pouches! You have them, yes?

Player: "Look."

You didn't bring the pouches? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nyerk!

How is Koruchinerk going to make a profit now? Make honest living?

Player: "Perish the thought!"

Time to crack open pouches and see what stinky treasures they hold! Exciting! Akakakakak!

Ooh, broken shards of glass! And what's this? A crudely-fashioned shiv!

Nyerk! Playing cards with pictures of naked Krall ladies! Aaaaah! My eyes! They burn!