What do you want, Daeva?

Player: "I'm interested in hairpins."

Shulack Pirate Hairpins? Big profit if you don't mind picking off Shulack hairs all day.

If you're looking for a career that involves beating up vicious furry things and stealing their accessories, then this is definitely for you.

What do you think? Sound like the job of your dreams? Or nightmares?

Player: Accept.

You won't regret it! First you'll need to beat up some Steel Rake Fencers or Steel Rake Deadeyes.

They're the most stylish Shulacks! Take their hairpins, but be careful. Don't get any of their toxic dandruff on you!

Player: "That's why I carry Aetheric gloves."

I hope you brought some fabulous hairpins. I've got customers jonesing for the latest hairpin fix.

Player: "One bag of vaguely greasy hairpins."

Empty-handed again? Don't you ever work?

Player: "Work's not in my vocabulary."

Wonderful! It's like Solorius comes early this year! Now, let's make it come again and again so I get more Kinah!