What's your name, funny-looking?

Everybody needs a name.

Player: "It's Elyos...."

Oooooh. An Elyos name. Well that's obvious, innit?

I'll find out eventually, I guess.

Anyway, one of those jerks survived your protective action earlier. What're you gonna do about it?

Player: "Which one?"

His name is Chieftain Josefin, and he's the worst Mookie-eater around.

Would my funny-looking friend care to get rid of Chieftain Josefin and bring me his helmet?

Player: Accept.

The helmet might make me feel better--it will be a symbol of peace and safety, and also a reminder of those we have lost.

Player: "I'll get it for you."

Welcome, funny-looking friend.

No, I didn't "lose weight." What a concept! I took some branches off and made babies. Can't let my sorrow stand in the way of the future.

Anyway, did you bring the Village Chief's Helmet?

Player: "It'll look good on your mantle."

This? This is a [%mainslotitem], not a Village Chief's Helmet!

I see now. He's turned you, and now you're going to kill me and bring my tasty corpse back to your friends.

I shall fight to the last, traitor!

Player: "No, no. It's okay. I'll get the helmet."

Dead, is he? Did he suffer?

Give me all the juicy details.