Paku Roong Roong thinks it must be hard to be Kuruminerk. So serious, always dealing with threat of Shulacks.

How to cheer him up, make him smile again?

Player: "Kinah, maybe!"

Yes yes, Kinah! Traditional Shugo remedy for everything!

But how to make Kinah...ah yes! Pirates! Everybody thinks pirates are cool, yes?

Since we fight pirates, we have many authentic pirate goods to sell! Win-win situation, akakak!

Player: "Hey, that's a good idea."

Could you help? You are strong, yes? You kill pirates, take their gear to me.

What do you think? Partners?

Player: Accept.

Good luck with Shulacks. Try not to get captured.

Akakak...no sticking your head in strange sacks, Daeva.

Player: "I'm never going to live that down."

You bring pirate items? I put up posters to advertise, and I have been swarmed by small children, nyerk.

They put filthy paws all over my fur...

Player: "Here you are."

What? Nothing? You are bad business partner!

Paku Roong Roong regrets this deal already.

Player: "Sorry."

Wonderful! Stained with authentic pirate blood, too! Yes yes, sure this will sell for lots of Kinah!

Will need more as demand increases, so bring all you can, Daeva.