Well, hello, Player. How kind of you to drop by. It's almost as though you knew that arriving at this particular moment would cause the maximum frustration!

Why, yes, I have managed to finish the design for the Daevas of Life uniform while you were gone, and I need only need to finish off the sample.

Oh, how overworked I used to be. However did I manage without an assistant?

Player: (Wait for his vitriolic rant to peter out.)

No, I don't want to fire you or yell at you.

I WANT to tie you up and dump you in Pandaemonium, wearing a handmade dress and a sign that says, "Free Elyos to a bad home. We eat your children. Please sacrifice one to me now because I'm so hungry."

Alas, I cannot do this, so I shall settle for sending you to Arenzes in the Hall of Prosperity. You will go to him and politely ask for my dye box. I need to dye the sample fabric to match my immaculate vision.

Player: Accept.

Speak only with Arenzes.

Say nothing to his assitants, my little sartorial slug. They will try to sell you things which your puny mind will not understand and which will cost more than my puny budget can handle.

Player: "Don't talk to strangers. I get it, Andu."

Is there anything else I can do for you?

Ah, a strong [%userclass] like you... You're not here to take me in, are you?

Not that I've done anything wrong, of course, but I can't help feeling a bit nervous...

Player: "I've come for Andu's Dye Box."

You're here for Andu?

Well, you're a more patient person than I.

Here you go, friend. Andu's dye box. Good luck scaling the Balaur in his cave!

Player: "Soar in the Light."

Once again you are late, Player.

If a Balaur were chasing you, you would be the [%userclass] who stopped to pick some azphel. If Aion called you to have dinner with him and discuss opera, you'd show up sometime after the soup course!

Everything about this sample is pure perfection, except for the color. And why is there no color?

Player: "Here's what you asked for."

(Mixes the dyes and puts the sample to steep in the container.)

Do you know what the most important element of fashion is, Player?

Materials! And do you know what kind of dye you have procured for me, you cretin of couture?

Exactly the right kind. Take this gift as a reward. I hope to train your meagre mind to continue at this level of effectiveness.