Hello, friend, I'm Smilin' Sader. Why do folks call me Smilin' Sader, you might ask? It's because I'm always happy with the deals I've got.

Take right now, for instance. Mithril Medals. I bet you've got a ton of them. An' me, I've got this bunch of Honorable Medal Boxes stacked from floor to ceiling in my warehouse.

I think we can make a deal. What do you say? Let Smilin' Sader lighten your pockets a little bit, and you'll get some fantastic boxes in return.

Player: Accept.

Ha, great! Okay, Smilin' Sader just needs ten Mithril Medals for every Honorable Medal Box that you want. How many do you have right now? Ready to trade?

Player: "I sure am!"

Smilin' Sader knew you'd be back. In addition to being a great salesperson, Smilin' Sader is slightly clairvoyant, and I can see this business arrangement is going to work out great!

Say it with me now. "Show me the medals!"

Player: "Let me help you help me."

Oh no, no, no, no. Smilin' Sader counted them once, Smilin' Sader counted them twice, and then twice more, but you didn't give Smilin' Sader ten Mithril Medals. Smilin' Sader hopes you've got a few more somewhere, otherwise this deal will fall through.

Player: Goodbye."

Ten! Perfect. Smilin' Sader has been happy to do business with you. Come back again, please."