You look like a person of great aspiration and ambition! Ever dreamed of crushing all who stand before you as a Guardian General? Well, friend, today's your lucky day!

You won't regret using my amazing transformation wands!

Player: Accept.

That's right, friend! One wave of this wand, and all your fiend crushing dreams will come true!

Player: "Well, I guess it couldn't hurt...."

Well, now. There!

Player: "Ah, just quit your jabbering and hand them over."

Of course, of course!

May you find glory and prestige--and not a bit of mischief--with your newfound power, Guardian General!

Don't spend them all in one place!