Azphelumbra, good [%userclass]! I assume you're here to entrust items to us Brokers?

No? Then...perhaps you know my cousin Minya in Beluslan?

Player: "She has rainbow feet and a Poroco's bearing."

Hmmm, I thought so. There was just something about you that made me suspect you were working for them.

At any rate, you want a letter, yes? Unfortunately for you, you have to suffer for the cheapness of your bosses.

See, I'm not a paid operative--just a freelancer. And they've been...slow to pay me lately. So if you want the letter, you'll have to do me a favor first.

Player: Accept.

Very smart. Don't worry, though--helping me out will also make future assignments run more smoothly.

I need Faded Parchment. It has special properties that allow me to...well, I'd probably bore you going on about them.

Get some from Fierce Mosbears, and I'll trade for the letter. I think that's more than fair with what's at stake here.

Player: "Then I'll do what I must."

I hope you didn't find my little request too troublesome. I just don't have the time to do it myself.

But the letter you need is still in my hot little claws. You know what I want for it.

Player: "I do. And here it is."

Ahhh, top quality stuff.

And here is the letter. Let it never be said that I'm not a man of my word.

Between you and me, though, I have some advice: quit the spy business. It's not all it's cracked up to be.
Do you know what your new bosses do to agents who disappoint them?

Unless you get me Faded Parchment from Fierce Mosbears, you might find out the hard way.

But it's none of my business. Maybe you're one of those types who enjoy pain...?

Player: "Only when I inflict it on snakes like you."