Welcome to the Millenium Festival! I hope you're having fun!

In fact, you'd BETTER be having fun! Because there's nothing I hate more than whiners and complainers during a fun time!

"Oh, I wanted a different reward!" "Oh, can't you just ignore that rule?" "Oh, it's too hot, can you turn down the sun?" I wanna stick a dagger into their...

Player: "Uh, say, isn't there a promotion going on?"

Certainly! The Millenium Festival is full of activities that families and Daevas alike can enjoy!

And if they don't enjoy, they'll meet the business end of a very large two-handed sword, courtesy of yours truly!

Anyway! Would you like to hear about the fun the Millennium Festival has to offer?

Player: Accept.

The staff has seeded White Ribbons all across Atreia for the Festival.

You can get them from hunting wherever you may be, even the deepest reaches of Tiamaranta!

If you have any, you can turn them in right now for neat prizes! But don't lie! Otherwise, I'll have to...

Player: "I'm checking, I'm checking!"

It was really hard work seeding all the White Ribbons, but does everyone appreciate it?

No! We wear our fingers to the bone to make the Millennium Festival enjoyable, but all they do is nitpick! It makes me so...

Okay, calm, deep breath. Keep down the homicidal thoughts.... How many White Ribbons did you bring?

Player: "A lot! Really!"

Oh, so you're one of those lazy Daevas who expect to get everything handed to you at the Millenium Festival!

Sure, you could have fun without getting White Ribbons, but then our efforts would have gone to waste.

And I want everyone to have FUN! You will have FUN by earning swell prizes, right?!

Player: "Yes! Fun! On it! Ma'am!"

Oh, very nice! You must've had a lot of fun collecting these! Right? Right!

Daevas like you make all my labors worthwhile! Too bad you're so outnumbered by the uncouth, uncivilized, UNGRATEFUL...

Ahem. Please pick a prize. You can get one every single day of the Festival, so keep that hunting going! Have fun!